are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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