if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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