Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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