My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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