I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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