My nipple is on Facebook.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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