Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I love you. Go after that dick
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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