Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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