rhymes with "ouble enetration"
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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