Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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