I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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