So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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