I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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