he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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