So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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