yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
