Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I wish i was in the wii world.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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