The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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