Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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