Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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