i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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