You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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