Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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