can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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