Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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