Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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