Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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