I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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