People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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