She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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