In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
