i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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