She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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