hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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