I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
vagina is talking i cant
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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