Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize