so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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