Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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