I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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