If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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