No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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