Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
