I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
The power of my boobs compel you
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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