They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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