dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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