We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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