You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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