Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This is the high leading the old right now
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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