so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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