margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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