Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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