Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
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