ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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