on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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