WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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