he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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