The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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