It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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